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Star Wars: Funny ShizSTAR WARS FUNNY SHIZ
Anakin: Hello, viewers!
Padme: Welcome to 'Star Wars Funny Shiz'!
*Obi-wan appears randomly and yells*: ANAKIN'S SCARED OF LEGO!!!
*Anakin shakily*: N-No! It's not true! It's a lie!
Obi-wan: Yeah, you are! I bought you LEGO to play with when you were ten and you thought they were ration sticks and tried to eat them. You started choking and nearly died and would've if it wasn't for my dashing rescue.
*Grins at audience with his signature smug smile, standing in a dramatic pose as fanfare plays*
Padme: -|||- Err ... ahem!
*Obi-wan's fanfare dies immediately as he broke out of his pose*: Oh, yeah! Ahem ... ever since then, Anakin, whenever he sees LEGO, he screams like a youngling and hides under his bed or jumps into someone's arms.
*Anakin looking furious as he crosses his arms and looks away*: Oh yeah?! Well, prove it!
Obi-wan: I shall!
*Pulls out LEGO from behind his back and shoves it in Anakin's face*: LOOK AT IT!
*Anakin cries weakly and patheticall
My Little Girl - A Barriss SongficMy Little Girl A Barriss/Cody Fanfic
This story is my first songfic about Barriss returning to Mirial after it's been taken back to the Republic in the Clone Wars. She finds out that her dad's still alive with his wife but is dying due to illness. She just wants to see him as a grown woman as it's been thirteen years since they last saw each other. Please enjoy!
Gotta hold on easy as I let you go
Gonna tell you how much I love you
Though you think you already know
The battle of Mirial has been won. The Republic has taken the planet in the final battle. The civilians were safe and were grateful to the soldiers and the following Jedi: Master Luminara, Master Kenobi, Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker, Jedi Knight Ahsoka Tano, Jedi Knight Mayuki Morimoto and Jedi Knight Barriss Offee.
I remember I thought you looked like an angel
Wrapped in pink, so soft and warm
You've had me wrapped around your finger
Since the day you were born
The Clone Commander Cody and Captain Rex came with a spec
Fanfiction RhapsodyFANFICTION RHAPSODY
WRITTEN BY DAIOH--SAKURA @ DEVIANTART.COM
BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY WRITTEN AND ARRANGED BY QUEEN
Is this in canon?-
Is this my fantasy?-
I dont mean to brag-
But Sa-su-kes in love with me-
Open your arms-
Look up to the stars and scream-
Someone rescue me, I need your asspatting-
Because my eyes dazzle, shine and glow,-
See through hearts, hard as stone-
Precious jewels that tear up, from my dramatic backstory,
Mama, just killed Kikyo,
Kagome too, theyre both dead,
Who needs them? I laughed and said,
Mama, Sesshy loves me so,
And so does Edward Elric and Cullen--
Dearest fan girl friends,
Didnt mean to make you mad,
But I cant help that bishis are hot for me,
Tee-elll, dee-arrrr, ((TL;DR))
As if grammar really matters.
Princess, of moon, earth and sun-
Just an ordinary girl,
Queen of the whole fanfic world,
Goodbye, decent plotline-you&
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